Guest Blogger: Izzy (the dog)

Dear Mom,

Let me lead off by saying I’m sorry.  I know it doesn’t amount to much coming from a dog - but it is true. 

I do not know all the details, but Dad filled me in on what the end result was… and needless to say, it wasn’t good.  I really had no clue what had happened, I remember you hitting the floor - but I just thought you wanted to play with my toy lamb.  I love that lamb.  I really do.

When I saw you on the ground next to it, I couldn’t help but to think that we had something in common (a love for a stuffed lamb), and it made my heart smile.  Little did I know that you were not getting down to play with my lamb at all, actually you were hurt.  Hurt, by something I did.

That… didn’t make my heart smile.

I get excited easily.  Guess it is the puppy in me, still holding on… not wanting to be overtaken to my grown-up side.  Yes, I do have a grown-up side… you have said it before yourself.  Actually, it can be easily confused with my sleepy side, because honestly they are the same.  When I get sleepy… I calm down.  Calm = grown up.  Or at least to most folks, it appears that way.

Yesterday when you let me inside, I was so excited to get to come in.  Not to mention, Grandma & Grandpa were there and you know I love them so much.  I saw them for just a second and then I was wisked inside - which I thought would mean that Grandma & Grandpa would be in there to pet me.  After a quick look around, I noticed this was not the case.  So I headed for the door to find them. 

That is where we met.  As you probably remember, I tried to stop - I hit the brakes hard.  That tile floor doesn’t do much for my brakes, specially with my nails being a little long.  So we collided.  It definitely wasn’t intentional.  Please believe that.  When Dad told me everything, I could barely remember what happened - since I didn’t even know you were hurt. 

Mikey tried to tell me something was wrong… but I thought he was crazy (and I still think he is a lil).  When Dad pulled me aside last night though, it became clear that I had really done a number on your knee.  I figured something was wrong, because no one fed me lunch and I didn’t see you guys until late… I just figured that y’all had been drinking.  That is usually the case. 

I guess what I am trying to say is I let the puppy in me get out of hand and I’m sorry.  I mean it.  If there is anything I can do for you… like chase squirrels, eat random objects or sleep on the bed next to you… I’m here for you.  Seriously. 

Just ask.

Love - Izzy (the dog)

P.S. - My memory of the event is a lil cloudy and as I think about it more and more… I really think it could have been Mikey.  Pretty sure I saw him run off all Tonya Harding style.  Pretty sure of it.  Oh and I attached a picture to remind you how cute I am and that I would love a chance to sit next to you.

Izzy - I'm Sorry

The Squirrel Hunter: Izzy

This weekend Izzy was going crazy in the backyard with her “I’m chasing something or digging or doing something I am not supposed to be doing” type bark.  It is a cute little bark though.  More high-pictched… not the low “Imma whoop some ass” type she uses when someone is walking by or mowing or doing whatever.  Anyhow, I sneaked to the backdoor and was watching and she ran back and forth in the yard looking straight up.  It took me a minute to find out what was going on, but once I did - I realized we had a certified squirrel hunter on our hands.

There were a few squirrels running back and forth on the power lines and Izzy was doing her best to keep up with them.  She would eventually tire out and decide to watch them for a while from the most comfortable place in the backyard…

Izzy - Squirrel Hunting

We love that big ass ghost dog.  Really we do.

Rainy Days & Rainy Nights

One would think we were in Seattle.  I mean really.  It doesn’t rain like this here in West Texas.

It just doesn’t.

It actually has rained since late Friday I believe (we were out of town), and it hasn’t stopped really since.  Every day we get some sort of rain and the last two days have seemed like late fall or early winter.  I like it.

I think the plants are liking it too.  We haven’t asked them though.  Maybe today.

The dogs aren’t that into it.  Having to stay outside, even with the 20 ft. porch to lay under… it pisses them off.  Yesterday it hadn’t really rained a lot and so they were not as pissed.  I snuck up on them and they were sleeping out by the dog house.  Well Mikey was actually in the dog house (on his doggie porch) and Izzy was laying outside right in front - both sleeping. 

But of course when I got the camera to snap a picture that would make a mother cry…  I got this.

Mikey & Izzy chillin'.

I’m not suprised… really.  It happens all the time.  How’s the weather in “your neck of the woods”?

A Note From Mikey Danger

Hey guys, Mikey here.  I wanted to take a minute out of my busy day of bone chewing and butt sniffing to set the record straight and thank everyone for their well-wishes.

You see… last week there was a misunderstanding of some sort and I ended up spread eagle at the vet’s office.  Now normally vets are fairly cool to me, but this time - something went horribly wrong. 

I went in with my dignity & manhood and left with this bandana…

Mikey Danger - ball-less

I have never been a fan of bandanas, but this one holds a bit more meaning… which makes me hate it even more.  The bad thing is I can’t reach it to take it off and shred it… so it haunts me, much like the fact that I have lost my manhood.

If you have an information on where my manhood is, or what has happened, please email me at mikeydangerdog@doubledanger.com - I check it on my lunchbreaks and if not just leave me a comment.  I do appreciate your kind words and prayers - however it all seems a bit fishy and I am trying to get to the bottom of it.

Thanks again - and I am doing well, running, playing and other than the bandana - same old Danger dog.

Mikey’s Under The Knife

Whenever I picture a dog having surgery or something - even though I know who his vet is and all that… I still picture a German Shepherd doing the procedure… with some poodles playing the roles of nurses.  You know… like a little doggy surgery.

That would be cool.

Seriously though, Mikey is at the vet this morning and by noon he will no longer be a man… err… male.

Yup, get the big “snip” finally.  With Izzy now on this earth, we are just hoping we are acting fast enough - as last week Izzy was in heat.  The last thing we need/want is Labra-weiners.  That would be a tough sale.  Hell, that would be a tough give-away.

So this post is dedicated to Mikey Danger… the most manliest weiner dog ever… until today.  We had a semi-pro photo shoot last weekend… yeah right.  He just was so tired from chasin’ tail that I was finally able to snap a few pictures without him trying his best to eat the camera.

Mikey in the shade.

Mikey Sleepy

Mikey Chillin'

Ok… and one shot of Izzy - just because she will be sad without her friend today… she will be looking everywhere for him.

Izzy - regal.