Hey guys, Mikey here. I wanted to take a minute out of my busy day of bone chewing and butt sniffing to set the record straight and thank everyone for their well-wishes.
You see… last week there was a misunderstanding of some sort and I ended up spread eagle at the vet’s office. Now normally vets are fairly cool to me, but this time – something went horribly wrong.
I went in with my dignity & manhood and left with this bandana…
I have never been a fan of bandanas, but this one holds a bit more meaning… which makes me hate it even more. The bad thing is I can’t reach it to take it off and shred it… so it haunts me, much like the fact that I have lost my manhood.
If you have an information on where my manhood is, or what has happened, please email me at firstname.lastname@example.org – I check it on my lunchbreaks and if not just leave me a comment. I do appreciate your kind words and prayers – however it all seems a bit fishy and I am trying to get to the bottom of it.
Thanks again – and I am doing well, running, playing and other than the bandana – same old Danger dog.