Some Dudes Have All The Luck
Posted on April 11th, 2008 by James
The Man Who Can’t Get Fat - Telegraph.co.uk
Was skimming through Digg this morning and this one caught my eye. There is this guy that can eat anything he wants and cannot gain weight. He has a disease that burns fat at a rediculous rate and so he can’t gain weight at all! I am sure it isn’t a positive thing for him, he looks pretty haggard… but damn the luck. I think have the inverse of this disease. It is called being a fatass and wanting to eat everything and gaining weight because of it… disease. It is abreviated like this. BFWEEGWB. Or something like that.
Oh see I have a totally different disease called alwayspregnantbarefootkitchen disease (apbk) kind of like what that guy you described has…only not.
Mine is often misconstrued as APBK… ’sep I’m a dude and it is quickly ruled out.
Two comments in as many days - we must be doing something right for you Kathy.
im with you there, dubz. if i look at a piece of chocolate cake i gain five pounds.