If Humping Stingrays Is A Crime…

Lock me up and throw away the key.  Seriously.

We have been so freakin’ busy that I almost forgot that we were going to be on the beach in a week.  How does one forget something that important?  Easy.  Just have the school across the street want to take your house and make it a playground or a parking lot or a gym or a school house or a day care or whatever else they want.  Then have to scurry around like a rat to find a new house.  Sprinkle in some of the busier days at work to ever exist… and you have a perfect storm.

Why do we say that.  “Perfect” storm.

What’s so perfect about it.  I think “shit-storm” works better.  Imma use that instead from now on.

Enough about everything bogging us down… I’m tired of whining about shit.  Aren’t you tired of reading it?  Why hasn’t someone told us to suck it up and quit playing victim to the world?  You dissapoint me internets.  I thought you would whoop us into shape before now… all we have got is “atta boys” and “atta girls”.  I expected more. 

Thats all I’m saying.

Back to the beach. 

This time next week we will be…

Nassau Bahamas

I will be doing a lil bit of this action…

Drinking on the beach...

And I’m sure Shala will be gettin’ in on a little bit of this action….

Foofy Drinks

See this look in my eye… its love… humpin’ love.  It’s on Stingrays.  haha

James + Stingrays = Love

Something is weird about that picture… maybe its because I’m wearing my hat underwater.  That has to be it.  Its not that look in my eye like I just crapped my pants.  Nah – has to be the hat.

There are casinos on the ship.  Not good.  Not smart.  Gambling, drinking, beaches… crappers, we might come back without a house – it might get spent in the process.

The countdown is officially on.  T-minus 5 days.  Or 4… or something.  Hell I don’t know, I just know its soon and less than a week, and LORD ARE WE READY.  Mentally at least, we have yet to pack.  I know I know… get off our backs.

Good day.

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